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Billie Joe's mom
Well, Billie Joe's mom,
She's the queen of all the acrobats,
She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits,
She can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orifice,
Do a double back flip and catch 'em on her tits.
She's a great big sonofabitch
Twice the size of me,
Got hair on her arse like the branches of a tree,
She can shoot, fart, fly, fuck,
Fly a 'plane and drive a truck,
That's the kind of girl
That I want to marry me…
Like a rat does cheese
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well you're from the south your a special kind of girl.
Put my nuts in your mouth just like you was a squirrel.
Work on the shaft, cradle on the balls.
Baby just dont bite it, get it on get it on.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.
Well why don't you go down and a hook a brother up?
Swallow it on down or spit it in a cup.
Wipe it on your t-shirt let it dribble down your chin.
Smoke a couple Newports and suck that dick again.
Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
DUI
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's see just how quickly we can go
Let's plowed and plow down some old lady
Let's go drink off the stereo
Let's go down and vomit out the window
Let's keep score of how many we've killed
Two tequila slammers off the dashboard
There's an alcoholic at the wheel
Careful when I'm taking this next corner
Don't want anybody wasting beer
Pass another lime and Corona
Too drunk to use my butt for shifting gears
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Let's do donuts in the cul-de-sac
Let's get drunk and go out driving
Whirling and we're never coming back
Whirling and we're never coming back
Whirling and we're never coming back
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